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Stopped into a back roads diner
Somewhere just off Carolina
Highway thirty three
Sign said "open", I went in
Pushed the RC handle made of tin
Not a soul around that I could see

Waitress came out from the back
Name plate said her name was "Jack"
I'm glad I came in
Ordered up some milk and pie
This waitress sure did catch my eye
Pushing that RC ad made of tin

Told her that I was passing through
Not staying long, had things to do
Smiling, she  said "You'll stay"
I said I'' need a place to rest
She named one place...the best
Out by the bay

There's not much to do round here
We only serve three kinds of beer
and the Carolina Zoom Zoom
we make in the back room
It goes down as smooth as ever
Turn your insides straight to leather
That Carolina Zoom Zoom
we make in the back room


"Jack" sat down and asked my story
told her, "lots of pressure, lots of worry"
Don't worry ***, it'll go
I asked her how she could just say that
Took off my coat and then my ball hat
Just how was she to know

She said "I read people when they're here"
Some folks stay, some disappear
You'll be here a while
She said "you're driving time is over"
"I think you'll end up, as the new owner"
"Of this place"...with a smile

I said "there's no people here to sell to"
"What the heck would I do"
owning this with no one here at all
She laughed and said "I am agreeing"
But you are looking but not seeing
Money's made behind the yonder wall

There's not much to do round here
We only serve three kinds of beer
and the Carolina Zoom Zoom
we make in the back room
It goes down as smooth as ever
Turn your insides straight to leather
That Carolina Zoom Zoom
we make in the back room

She said it was a truck stop diner
That sold the best ***** in all Carolina
Carolina zoom zoom in the back
Recipe's been here for ages
Brewed real slow, distilled in stages
Always forty jugs out on the rack

We've sold to Robert Johnson and Bocephus
You may choose to not believe this
I wouldn't lie about that fact
The diner never makes much money
But, the back room, there's the honey
sure as i know I'm called Jack

She said she lived in an old trailer
That she traded with a sailor
For a case five   years ago
Moved it back on up the hill
There she could watch on the still
If I bought, she'd have to go

I thought a while, made two offers
Money to fill up her coffers
And she had to stay
She smiled, asked me if I'm certain
Did I mean it, or was I just flirtin'
I told her I was set to pay

There's not much to do round here
We only serve three kinds of beer
and the Carolina Zoom Zoom
we make in the back room
It goes down as smooth as ever
Turn your insides straight to leather
That Carolina Zoom Zoom
we make in the back room

I've been the owner fifteen years
I changed my life, by changing gears
Jack is still with me
Thank god I stopped in to this diner
Back in the back roads off Carolina
Highway thiry three
Carolina is calling on the line
calling
calling
calling
on the line

the receiver can't hear
Carolina calling on the line
cause the Carolina line has a fault
somewhere along the line

Carolina is calling on the line
calling
calling
calling
on the line

Carolina's calls just don't reach
the receiving end
as the Carolina line got twisted
at the Carolina end

Carolina is calling on the line
calling
calling
calling
on the line
brandon nagley Jun 2015
Whence I was younger
Nine or ten of age
I remember me and mine parents
Travelling down to south Carolina ( Myrtle Beach)
And on that elongated trip
By car of course,
I remembered the smell of the hillside's
Whilst traveling inside Virginia, and west viginia
As thou didst not knoweth
(Beckley, west Virginia) is where grandpa's from
(Mothers side), of course...
Anywho,
Whilst travelling I saw freedom
Freedom men died for
Slaved for
Embraced for
I could hear the gunshots
And moonshine traces
Left upon the wind wherein they were created
That noise hast not faded...
Not even slightly...
The people were kind
Invitingly...
Southern souled kins...
As we continue up and down the curly cue roads,
The ones with no railways
(Quite scary I must sayeth)
We continue on into North Carolina...
Whilst entering into the North of Carolina,
It was a simple place
Wasn't mine type of place to be honest
( more of a south Carolina guy, "the old feel")
We past more charming upranged mountains
As the mountains thou couldst tell
We're boiled into the land
By gods hot glued finger
Many country roads and highways
To break on in
Here's the part though that awoketh me
..
We came to a road a little past Charlotte
The big city in the north of carolina.!!!!
This course pavement Artery
Was a hidden road
One thou wouldst not want to travel alone at night
There were trees on both sides
Trees that looked as if they had cometh out of the (nightmare before Christmas movie,)
As thou couldst feel the old pained( ******* subjugation)
The deathly lane was just that
( deathly) moribund in all manner
No houses
No streetlights to guide thy way
Not even creatures to scurry,
If their was any
They were moribund to
Like the ghost slaves staring back at us
I felt those bondaged men
The Africans who hath been slain on those trees
Plucked from their homeland
Sent here too be whipped and bleed
I saw no illumination
Other than the moon
(Full moon)
To guideth ourn way....
As I felt the slaves running ,
Weaving in and out of those trees
As if they were still running in fear
Fear from their slavemasters
We finally pushed on through that devilish appartional road
Making it out alive
It felt as if a nightmare
As if forever
I believeth it took two hours just to get out!!!!!!
No lying there
Of course I was nine or ten
So thou doth not have to believeth me
Though I canst forget the feeling of those slaves eyes glancing
Crying out for help from me
And trust me
If I was there
In that time
All of those slaves
Wouldst haveth been free
Free from chains
Free to roam
Free to come and go
And go to Myrtle Beach
With me and mine family !!!
Tana F Bridgers Jun 2018
Though she resided in a simple, small town, Carolina had always dreamed of one day traveling the world. She had never actually thought that she would be able to achieve this in her current life, as she had become quite old. Little did she know, she was soon to find her metaphorical rabbit hole to Wonderland.
   It was on a cold and cloudy day that Carolina Summers found herself tending her sparse garden. The few carrots reaped were small and shriveled, the cabbages thin and weak, and the melons hardly reaching a green color in the least.
  So it was to the market that Carolina headed. With a few coins jingling in her money purse and determination jingling in her soul, she laced her tall kid boots and began the miles-long trek to the nearest town.
   On the way she had passed many farms like her own, though many of them were much larger than her humble homestead. They boasted herds of huge cattle, flocks of sheep, and earth-colored Clydesdales, while Carolina’s meager farm boasted only the withered garden and the age-old tom cat that prowled around, catching what few mice there were.
   So it was with envy and grit that she gazed upon these large farms, run by only the most powerful and influential families. She was determined for her own abode to someday provide an aura of grandeur, though her family was not from this area, she was quite poor, and perhaps the second least influential person in the entire county. But of course this could change with time, she thought. Anything can change with enough time and enough work. This was her motto, and she had stuck to it through thick and thin.
   Thinking through this on her hike to the market, Carolina was soon shaken from her thoughts by a disturbance in the underbrush near her feet.
   Squatting by the quivering leaves and peering through them, Carolina gasped in surprise. For it was none other than a miniature man that had stepped out from the underbrush near the road!
   He wore a tall and wrinkled blue hat, green tights, a yellow buttoned tunic, and red stockings inside tiny leather boots. His face, which was as old and wrinkled as his hat, wore red rosy cheeks and a cheerful smile. For a moment he simply looked up at Carolina without surprise, then he took off his hat and smiled, saying,
“greetings, my fair lady. How fare you on this fine morn?”
   Being quite taken aback, Carolina found herself completely speechless for a few moments. Before long, though, she found which words she would like to say, though only a few sentences could not hold all of the questions now swarming in her mind.
   “G-good morning, fine Sir. And how polite you are! Such a thing is refreshing nowadays. But I must ask, how is it that you are so… close to the ground, I wonder?”
   “I am close to the ground, because I am standing on it!” The small man laughed, his withered hat nearly falling off his furry head. “But I do know that that is of course not what you mean.
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