I never understood why
People say it's wrong
Why your kind and mine
Together, we don't belong
Because your a creature of night
And I'm a creature of day
Nocturnal shall I be
So forever yours will I stay

First you will need
a couple baby toes
one by one
in you go
Then add the hair
of Rapunzel's despair
You stir and you stir
Quickly then, add the kitten fur
Mix in the chicken feet
But paint the toes first
Then add the ******
From a stolen lady's purse
Add cream of daisy
And ***** willow too
Then let it boil
For an hour or two
Once it is done
Scoop the foam off the top
Ingest ******, daily
Drop by drop

Beauty and the beast
Their situation a bit thorny
Please, wait! don't go!
I promise this wont be corny!

This fairy tale is quite disturbing
The plot, quickly, you are learning
About a girl oh-so deserving
And a Beast quite unnerving

Bell, which translates to "beauty"
Had quite the unlucky dad
For he promised her a rose
But came back with empty hand

Now, during his return
He stumbles upon a castle
Where hospitality awaited him
So, who was he to hassle?

While unbuckling his belt
And unbuttoning his clothes
He noticed something beautiful
Something called a rose

The most beautiful one he wanted to pluck
But, instead, he should have ducked
Because the Beast, he had much better luck
And Bells father was forced to give her up

Bell willingly lived with the beast
Where every night there was a feast
There was no passion, to say the least
But their friendship would never cease

Bell eventually became homesick
But the beast had his ways
He said she could see her family
But had to return in 7 days

Before sending Bell on her way
The beast gave her 2 things
One an enchanted mirror
The other an enchanted ring

Use this mirror to see me
Whenever you want to be near
But turn this ring three times
And instantly you'll be here

Jealous of her well being
Bells sisters lead her astray
Wanting the Beast to grow angry
They beg of her to stay

After feeling so much guilt
Bell looks into the mirror
Not only to find the Beast half dead
She uses the ring to see it clearer

The Beast is lying on the ground
His breath is weak, he makes no sound
Belle can't believe what she had found
She Screamed "I love you Beast, I love you now!"

The tears struck the beast
And he transformed into a prince!
He tells her about the fairy
Who turned him into this

I've found my true love
The curse was finally broken from me
My dearest Bell, Darling
Your love has awoken me you see

I used to be angry
So my fate was then sealed
But with your love and your faith
Our true beauty was revealed

You see this story has a moral
In order to live Happily ever after
You must look beyond the growl
And begin to cherish the laughter

When the clouds stop raining and the sun meets the moon
When the trees and the flowers no longer bloom
When the sky falls to earth and the stars burn the ground
You won't have to worry, 'cause I'll be around

My eyes feel so heavy
But I can't seem to sleep
One, Two, Three, Four
I whisper, counting all the sheep

My body feels so drained
But still, it won't shut down
Yawn, stretch, inhale, exhale
Repeating with no sound

My mind feels so empty
But why can't I rest?
Falling, Falling, Falling, JUMP!
Nerves put to the test

My soul feels so restless
But I want to go to bed!
Thoughts, questions, things, people
Running through my head

Too many thoughts inside my head.
I just want to go to bed.
To the world
I am dead.

Your reality is altered

My imaginations wild

Together, a pair so faltered

But the efforts worth our while



A blink and then a nose rub

I shift my eyes, oh no

We both know who's lucky

And who's about to go



We smile then we grin now

As the roar of pain grows loud

The kissing over shouting

Is muffling the sounds



Washing all the blood off

They're beating on our door

You help me out the window

Just like we did before



Running, Gasping, Panting

But our grins are ear to ear

How could we get away again?

We're professionals with no fear



This game is far too easy

Were loosing interest now

Should we both confess sins

Exploit, I don't know how



Bars become our wallpaper

He's doing push-ups all in drag

She marked my arm with her name

But a better life, we've never had

You may think the inside of your brain is filled with wrinkly, ****** tissue, pulsing muscles and veinage beyond compare.

You may think the inside of your brain works three middle-aged men typing away at their first generation apple computers, long folds of paper flying everywhere and constant phone ringing and chatter in the background.

You may think the inside of your brain is nothing but a black abyss. An echo for each thought, the only thing heard. Expanding letters. Each word brightly colored, a soothing voice stretching out each syllable in a whisper.

You may think your brain is in your head.

You may think your brain is in a jar.

You may think your brain is nothing but a jumbled pile of gray matter.

Love your brain. The green elephant flipping switches inside has complete control of your sanity and bowels.

Loading the bowl and packing it tight
Take a rip off this chronic delight
Let your mind soar, weave and wander
Relax, hold it in just a bit longer
Let the spirit of the bud fill your lungs
Ghost it, ballpark, have a little fun
Feel your eyes droop low, streaked with red
When suddenly your stuck, you can't get out of bed
Your tummy starts to grumble, your mouth grows dry
You stumble towards the kitchen and eat an entire pie
You move towards cabinets laden with sweets
You eat the saltines, canned corn and canned beets
You devour all the candy, you inhale all the fruits
You head towards the fridge and receive some bad news
The milks gone sour, and there's nothing to drink
Your mouth is so dry and you can't even think
Water is flavorless and wine is too strong
Getting so desperate, take a swig off the ****?
Ew, that's too gross, I'm sure you'll survive
But next time this happens, keep a soda near by

His eyes, they look at me, glamoring me into his lust
His touch, awakens all the senses I never knew I had
His breath, sending waves of electricity throughout my body
His smell, reminds me of the ocean, sweet, refreshing and calm
The deeper he goes, the deeper we go
With every movement, time seems to fade to black
The rhythms, like drums, like rain, like a heartbeat
Our hearts beat as one, the tension, builds up as one
And for a moment, just one moment
His eyes, they look at me with loving content
His touch, firmly takes a hold of me
His breath, he holds it as
His smell, it lingers in my senses
The explosions, like fireworks, like jolts of passion, like ******
Our hearts, beating as one, our passion, releasing as one
And for a moment, just one moment
His eyes, they look at me with disgust
His touch, is cold, it's lifeless
His breath, is ragged and shallow
His smell, is bitter and angry
And for a moment, just one moment
I don't feel dead anymore

I'm so tired
But I cannot sleep
For my dreams at night
They make me weep
When I close my eyes
I see it there
Reaching for me
Pulling my hair
I grind my teeth
And try to yell
But I feel so heavy
And my throat starts to swell
I try to run
But I go nowhere
I try to escape
But I still see it there
So awake I lie
With sand in my eyes
Waiting for it
That thing I despise

You say we're different
I say we're the same
We both have feelings
And we both have a brain

We both have ten fingers
Two eyes and one nose
We both have a smile
And we both have ten toes

But what about those
Who have no nose
And they can't stand up
Cause they have no toes

What about those
Who's smiles are dead
Because it was their turn
to have C4 strapped to their heads

What about those
Who have no rights
No choice at all
When it comes to their life

So, I hereby propose
That we all get along
Calm the **** down
And take a hit off my ****

Cause this world is messed up
Duh, we all got the memo
Lets all just be friends
Chill out, HELLO!?

Time stood still that day we met
The way you looked at me, I will never forget
I can't imagine my life without you
And as the days pass, this becomes more true
So hold me close and never let go
You are my soulmate, but you already know

Thy velvety pink lining has revolted against thy most honorable wishes.

'tis now an angry, burning red!

Much like the doomy pits of hell!

And hell is how one should describe thee.

But why? Why doth thy choose such a path?

could one have followed an alternate?

will thy destiny have changed?



Explosions as mighty as all the worlds volcanoes

oozing pain, thy knees tremble like an earthquake

One can no longer enjoy the purity of ones skin

One can no longer live carefree

If kept a secret, thy shall be no different than a murderer!



A soothing touch.

Although, the rain hath left no moisture.

The grounds crack and ache for a new rain to fall.

Thou shalt not ponder such occurrences...for will it come?

One has high hopes.

As high as the heavens.

Don't you dare think another thought
Don't you dare say another word
Just hold still inside this madness
And forget what you have heard

The voice inside her head said "do it"
The heart inside her chest refused
The instinct burned throughout her *****
But the daring part of her pursued...