Walking down the street of NYC Madison Avenue
You have no idea in what I went through
I won’t even give you a clue
Heading towards LIRR, Long Island Railroad Grand Central Station
Suddenly caught off guard
All three bags came to a rip
It’s a wonder I didn’t slip
My merchandise went flying to the ground
Light to slimming darkness skies was coming
Oh no being my sound
It was a Believe it or not moment
But on the other hand, maybe America’s Funniest Videos situation
None the less, I was in a circumstance
Laughs were on me
For everybody to see
Those shopping bags were a joke
I was the victim in poke
People passed by me with no help
Luckily, I was near my Buddy’s shop, who is a Manager at a Men’s Store
He helped me out and I was able to move about
That day, I will never forget
The rips being my regret
My thought, why me?
What was suppose too be a holiday adventure
I became the venture
Rips with fails
This ends my story tail.