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[pickup notice for Matthew Fairfax and Levi Brown]
Creator
Keenon, Peter
Description
Two black men, Matthew Fairfax and Levi Brown, were captured and committed to jail in New Brunswick as suspected runaways on January 1, 1801. Peter Keenon, the keeper of the prison of Middlesex county, publishes a notice stating that the two men will be sold by the jailer if their masters do not come forward to claim them by March 26, 1801.

This notice was originally issued on March 4, 1801, and ran for 4 consecutive weeks in the newspaper.
Date
1801-03-27
Spatial Coverage
New Brunswick, Middlesex County, New Jersey
Fairfax County, Virginia
Pennsylvania
Why does the letter 'S' look like an 'F' in old manuscripts?
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By Megan Gannon published May 26, 2019

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Bill of Rights
It may look like an "f," but that's actually a "long s" in "Congress." (Image credit: Shutterstock)
If you've ever had the pleasure of looking at a centuries-old manuscript, like an original handwritten copy of the U.S. Bill of Rights or a first-edition printing of John Milton's epic poem "Paradise Lost," you may have stumbled over an unfamiliar letter: the long s.

To modern readers, the long s (written as 'ลฟ') might make you think you're catching misspellings or typos like "Congrefs" instead of "Congress" or "Loft" instead of "Lost." Look closer though and you'll notice that, unlike an f, the character either has no crossbar or only a nub on the left side of the staff. Though it may seem more like an f, the letter is just another variation of the lowercase s.

Where did the long s come from and why has this character largely disappeared? John Overholt, a curator at Harvard University's Houghton Library, told Live Science that the long s originated in handwriting and was later adopted in typography when printing became widespread in Europe during the Renaissance.

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The long s can be traced back to Roman times, when the lowercase s typical took an elongated form in cursive writing in Latin. According to librarians at the New York Academy of Medicine, people were using the long s at the beginning and middle of words by the 12th century.

The long s and the more familiar short s represent the same sound, and the rules for using long s versus short s varied over time and place, Overholt said.

Some of the rules written in English included not using the long s at the end of a word ("success" becomes "ลฟucceลฟs") and not using the long s before an f ("transfuse" becomes "transfuลฟe") and always using the short s before an apostrophe.
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