OWNER WITH THE
FREAKISHLY-ELONGATED
*******

Hi Tim. How's the bowling going? Not too good. As you know,
my ******* is freakishly-elongated. Yes, my sister told me.
Your sister? How would she know? She's a urologist who
handles scrotums a lot. Oh. What's her average
bowling score? It's low, but not as low as your
freakishly-elongated ******* of course.

"It's All in the Game" is a pop song whose most successful version was recorded by Tommy Edwards in 1958. Carl Sigman composed the lyrics in 1951 to a wordless 1911 composition titled "Melody in A Major", written by Charles G. Dawes, who was later Vice President of the United States under Calvin Coolidge. It is the only No. 1 single in the U.S. to have been co-written by a U.S. Vice President[1] or a Nobel Peace Prize laureate (Dawes was both).

The song has become a pop standard, with cover versions by dozens of artists, including Cliff Richard whose version reached No. 2 in the U.K. in 1963.

Edwards' song ranked at No. 47 on Billboard's 2018 list of "The Hot 100's All-Time Top 600 Songs".[2]

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𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐠
29 January 1953
to 8 May 1995

that was too often among us we sought lasting love like God
gives popes from high above when they're too lonely
and poor to make papal love to Babylon's *****.

I was married to a fireman for 56 years and he was very attentive.
I agree Shirley, my husband was a fireman, and he always knew
how to douse my womanly desires. My fireman boyfriend
would grab me like a **** and make sweet love
to me for hours and hours until I was totally
worn out. One day, while I was eating a
cookie, my fireman lover cornered me
behind a dump truck and for the next
3 minutes we enjoyed the pleasures
of ****** ******* together
and with his brother.