Listen to me because I'm only going to say this a million times! Well, you don't have to listen each time I say it because a million times is a lot of times to say something. Jesus, I forgot what I was going to say.

Johnny's new wheelbarrow was barely ***** when Connie, his ex-lesbian step-sister, dropped by for 3 hours of unorthodox loving. "Give it to me like my ex-lezzy lover used to!" She demanded. "Okay, but first try out my new Mormon wheelbarrow while I hide behind my bomb-proof shelter!" Johnny advised like he was the most generous step-brother in the world (not counting Hunter Biden).