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SANTA CLAUS WISHED EVERY ELF A HAPPY CHRISTMAS while generously patting Donna Claus (his wife) on the ****. It would be a fruitful celebration of Jesus when He was a beardless baby in Israel. Donna knitted little woolen bikini ******* for each ******. They were itchy as hell but tougher than rail-tie spikes.
How a rudimentary community college psychology 101 degree can save your life during a mud slide. Picture this: you're on your back with a large ******* on top of you and it's raining hard. You reach for a small needle and it's gone, taken by the *****. You demand to know what she's done with it but she only speaks Ebonics. You pray that Jesus will descend from Heaven and smite her "up side the head" and He does. You can hardly believe that it's really Jesus but it is. He proves it by showing you 3 Jesus tattoos. If that ain't proof that He is the Son of Man then you don't know what is.

Guilty plea in Adrienne Shelly ******
Actress strangled in Lower Manhattan apartment
By abc7NY
Thursday, February 14, 2008
NEW YORK Diego Pillco, an illegal immigrant from Ecuador, admitted Thursday that he murdered Shelly in her Greenwich Village apartment in November 2006. He will receive 25 years in prison when he is sentenced on March 6.
Pillco claimed Shelly had threatened to call police after she caught him stealing money from her purse.

Shelly appeared in the movies "The Unbelievable Truth" in 1989 and "Trust" in 1990. She wrote, directed and co-starred in "Waitress," which also featured Keri Russell.
𝗯𝘆  𝗕𝗼𝗯 𝗚𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗼𝗳

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲,
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁,
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆
𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸.
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝟵𝟬
𝗱𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲
𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸.
❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍❤🧡💛💚💙
💜🖤🤍❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍❤🧡
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What's wrong with her? Nothing. Why are you selling her? Because I'm moving to Greenland to be nearer to Biff Good. Do you mean, Big Foot? Yes. Is she healthy? Biff Good, I mean Big Foot? No. Your slave? No, she's not. So that's why you're selling her. No it ain't! I'm really moving to Iceland. You said Greenland. No, I meant Iceland. When? When what? I applaud your victimhood. Many more over-fed women, who've not experienced war, pestilence, famine & deprivation, need to come forward and "have a go" at whining.
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