Got any of those concrete mermaid statues with *******? Just sold the last one! How 'bout one of those ten-foot mahogany statues of Julius Caesar with his **** hanging out like in the movie 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯 by Monty Python? No, never had one of those.

You broke your neck in a horrific car wreck when you were in Norway with your uncle who's gay and then you flew back and got hired, while your arms were still tired, by a corporation that manufactures bikinis with big holes in the *** and then you visited your Siamese twin who lives alone to offer him a graft of bone to make his spine straight and then you wife-swapped your wife for a much younger mate from Hong Kong who always puts her bikini 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘴 on wrong.

You're like one of those civil war guys who throws up on people sleeping on the beach. No I ain't. Yes you are. I saw you poking that chick in the *** wearing the bikini with the big hole in the ***. That wasn't me. That was my Siamese twin brother. Where is he now? How the **** should I know?!