HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

My father was a dipsomaniac which means he drank ***** uncontrollably till he got cirrhosis of the liver and crapped-out. How old was he? Old enough, I guess.

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

BURYING A CORPSE

The dirt was piling high on top of the corpse as was the custom at
an interment while Donny Osmond's music, with guest artist
Jimmy Osmond, played in the background. I almost had an
epileptic seizure but I'm okay now, just a slight headache.

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

[The poor bra salesman]

NANCY & CHUCK BEFORE TRAGEDY STRUCK - Nancy was a proud police officer with ******* that never got in the way of her police-woman duties. 1 day, as a bra salesman was fighting for his life against 15 ravenously-hungry gators at Gator Park, Nancy was slurping back a snow cone with her friend Chuck. The poor bra salesman appeared 2 days later as gator ****. If only Nancy hadn't been eating a snow cone? If only Chuck wasn't secretly in love with Nancy? If only things were different the bra salesman would still be alive.

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

COWBOY FACTS! Cowboys drank ditch-water and beat their women regularly and farted at elegant dinner parties even when they were sitting next to the pope.

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

I loved you with my glasses on after my hearing aid fell out. It was worse because of a recent spinal injury for me, the physicality of love's muscular demands.

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

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Onto my stump I rub expensive aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy jungle-rot team

HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE Oct 2024

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Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish