tell me that you'll never cheat
and tangle me in designer sheets.
tell me that i am your vine
and sprinkle me in merlot wine.
tell me that you'll have the time and
shower me in refined diamonds.
it doesn't matter if you're a *****
the only concern is if you're rich.

l.r.

all of these people are coming around
glancing away and trying not to laugh at ya
but you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose
and say:

*" bears. beets. battlestar gallactica. "