No, I don't think you understand how rare it is for me to like you
To just find you attractive because that is fairly common for me
But actually like you like you
Because those are two very different things
Attraction and affection
No, I meant Affection
It should be capitalized
What I mean is
I don't like ALOT of things
I’m freaking negative
I am the queen of all pessimism
I don't like:
When people pronounce words wrong
People who say Pacifically instead of Specifically
Overly optimistic people Example:(Oh your family is in thousands of dollars of debt your sister just killed herself and your boyfriend just cheated on you with your mom and you're pregnant with the baby of the guy who got you drunk and slept with you without your sober permission who happens to have just moved to Asia to escape having to care for you and his baby? Well, you have your health!) –stab-
The number 9 it sounds like it’s on the edge of something. I hate wishy- washy numbers that don’t go all the way. Resolve to ten already!!!
Movies where there is a completely impossible happy ending thanks to spontaneous magic
Pink (the color)
The month of April
Girls who don’t know how to wear pants. Or a shirt. Seriously. Those aren’t shorts. That’s just a belt that ***** at being a belt.
People who try to ****** me
People who freak out at me when I try to ****** them
F!CKING MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS
When people pronounce french words WRONG
PEOPLE who pronounce french words wrong
Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school
Ducks that are yellow. THEY DON’T EXIST the bath toy company is LYING TO YOU
The color yellow
The color orange
Colors that just seem too… happy. It makes me want to light them on fire. And impale them.
Obnoxious hair colors
Girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously
Overly colorful rainbows
When people talk into your ear and you can feel their warm breath.
Being drenched in water
Character or word limits
When I get all disappointed because I dreamed someone I hated got hit by lightning and it doesn’t come true
When I wish really REALLY ******* a star but it just doesn’t come true. Then I have to go and fill the grave I had all dug up for them.
Man, I HATE plastic hangers
Any kind of action that doesn’t include limply lying around
When I look at someone with extreme loathing and they don’t spontaneously combust. It’s very sad.
When you THINK it’s a chocolate chip cookie and it turns out to be raisins. MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES!
But, I do like you.
That’s saying something.
I LIKE YOU.
But you don’t realize how rare that is.
…God, I’m so violent. I should have that looked at...
Well, there's your positivity for the day
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