Kami-Kaze dinner test This is a test of the emergency Kami-Kaze dinner alert If this were a real emergency, You would have been instructed where to go And what to do next; But as this is just a test, Please pick up your napkins And arrange them comfortably on your laps.
Begin the salad or soup course, Picking up the correct utensils when the main course appears, Don't forget to sniff for the delicate aromas- Wait, hold it-hold it-hold it. Hold on for just a dad-gummed minute there: No shish-kebobs allowed on the menu! Kami-Kazes just love shish-kebobs.. (Heads are gonna roll for this one) This is no longer a test; Get ready now, everyone
Dive beneath the table now Fast as you can, This is no joke, no; This is real, as real as it gets Come on- Push aside the table cloth, Bend down, bend down quickly Forehead to knees, and hold your breath, Just like you were taught years ago in school- And prepare to kiss the pork ****, goodbye.