They used to say things about me openly,
like, "**** him if he can't take a joke."
But it's funny how karma works,
what goes around comes around.
I only have one thing to say about them
& it ain't about love.
Did I read somewhere to turn the other cheek?
Well, I got one side black & blue,
& the other redder than a baboon's ***.
My coworker asked
me the other day,
"How's that working for ya?"
****, you gotta love him,
'cause he's so funny.