Do you go home and shower that dried mud and stalks of grass off after a rainy game of football? Do you blast the AC on the drive home-because while on the field, everyone around you can see the heat escaping from your head? Do you get a rush of energy from those tackles you made? Do you get pumped up from that win you just got? You've got me interested in your football experience. Tell me about it as I sit here, interested.