Help, I don't know who I am, I can't remember anything, How do you fly this thing? All I know is that there's something important that must be done, I've gotta save the world, no, the universe.
I'm sorry who are you? I'm Scottish, I used to be English, I think. Amy was Scottish. Oh, I'm old now! Old and not ginger. Still don't know who I am.
Am I The Doctor? Yes, I think I am and there's the green one and the not green one. I'm on the planet of the pudding brains. I still haven't figured what kind of man I am. Just old, Scottish, and not ginger! I'm never ginger, never, not once in 2000 years!
Minor spoilers for Doctor Who episode "Deep Breath". Yes I am a whovian and proud of it!