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Mike Hauser
Poems
Aug 2014
Excuses
I've got piles of excuses
Just waiting in line
Of my favorite to use
I've perfected with time
From I had no idea
To the suns in my eyes
It's my allergies
That make it look like I cry
Or that dog of yours
Made all this mess
And I'd love to go out
If I wasn't already undressed
I used to do that
Before I threw out my back
I'd find your jokes funny
If I hadn't run out of laughs
I'd visit more often
If I had more time
These excuses are real
I swear I'm not lying
Would have done something
If that I had seen
Seems the older I get
The more my eyesight fails me
These are just a few of the excuses
Over the years I have saved
Never know when I'll need them
For a good excuse to be made
Written by
Mike Hauser
Sunny Florida
(Sunny Florida)
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