I ain't no maybe girl so don't be puttin' me on no back burner I ain't no maybe girl so don't put me in your phone and not call my number if I'm second choice I won't be a choice you probably hate that I have a voice and you think my *** is fly but only half the time I ain't no ******* so grow some ***** even if your **** is small and if you want to get in my pants but not take me out I'll punch you out and don't send me drunk texts in the middle of the night lookin' to **** or get in a fight I ain't no maybe girl so don't be puttin' me on no back burner I ain't no maybe girl so don't put me in your phone and not call my number
I wrote this as a joke after spending an evening at my local dive bar.