Philanthropic gesticulations are an evident dismissal of Anglican legends. In this Northern hemisphere, we are unified on the verge of an axial tilt, whilst equestrian ladies in jodhpurs of champagne delicacy seek profanities beyond the confines of social respectability. Let us sit under the wise branches of the oak tree in nocturnal dimensions of Newtonian questionability, and broaden our horizons as we contemplate our ancestors. Listen to the bubbling brook as she whispers timeless stories of enchantment. Oh, bearer of liberated pain, I resent fox-hunting. The rooster always crows at dawn.