Please help me out, I’m in great pain!
I fell onto a candy cane...

While ******* on my candy, I dropped it to the floor
I wonder if I should even eat it anymore
I decided to pick it up but the floor was slippery
I fell over quickly trying not to hit the Christmas tree
So now I’m sprawled here on the ground,
I really need some help - I just wanted some candy
But I ended up stabbing myself!