There were rumors
floating around about the guy,
in fact,
he was a collegiate living legend.
All the girls & some of the guys
whispered,
"If you want hard Richard
to fill you up,
then he's your man."

Strange, I never found out
if it was true or not,
but the dude sure
had a lot of friends,
some of them sleazebags,
others lily white,
his name was Bill
& he had no money.