excuse me could you tell me
where's the restart button
for life?

excuse me could you tell me
if there's a download link for
happiness?

excuse me could you tell me
how to ctrl-s
this perfect moment?

excuse me could you tell me
whether sorrow
is deletable?

excuse me could you tell me
how to fix my connection
with her?

excuse me could you tell me
if my operating system
is just faulty?

excuse me could you tell me
why it takes so long
to log off?

excuse me could you tell me
what it means to be
disconnected?

excuse me could you tell me
why my guilt
cannot be processed?

excuse me could you tell me
how to perform a shut down
safely?

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