He always wanted to go on a trip To entertain passengers on a cruise After searching found the perfect ship He set sail, he had nothing to lose. Packing his sequined shirts for the ride Which he'd got from the charity shop He had also a few secrets hidden inside including a avery pretty ladies frock! He'd spent ages looking at it and he had sewn little sparkly bits along the sleeves and neck line. He wore it the first night and got covered in foam and someone had splashed him with red wine. He thought he'd disembark at the next available quay But as time went on it was not as bad as he had thought First night blues over he now sings every night at sea In his new role as Drag Queen of the Palace Resort. Passengers line up to get tickets for his show in the queue He entertains all of the evening and most of the day He is at his best and he is one of the crew It is his home and is where he will stay.