I'm creating a Lego alter-ego Called Scarlet. Her skin is flawless Her face a fixed fierce determined smile Her drawn on ******* will never sag And she never has a hair out of place.
She has a pet monkey by her side Poached from my brothers 1989 pirate set After she duelled with Pegleg Pete And made him walk the plastic plank.
She has lego lovers in high places Batman has given her the code to his 6860 set batcave And the white Knight from castle set 70404 Has lent her his trusty steed And he drank from her cup.
She is fearless and has an interchangeable Wipe clean wardrobe She can be whatever she wants She is **** yet robust When placed on a high shelf She may gather dust But she is always ready For fun and adventure And she will never age or rust.