The turkey was a-roasting
The tatties were a-toasting
Have a glass of wine!
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The brussel’s were a-boiling
The pudding was a-baking
Brandy first, then dine!
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The crackers we’re a-pulling
The jokes we are a-telling
A tot of port is fine!
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The carols we are singin’
The presents we are givin’
A wishky? If there’s time!
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Now on the shofa cuddlin’
Kishin’ and a-shnugglin’
A sherry’sh not a crime!
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Then we shleep a-dreamin’
In shlumber both a-beamin’
‘til tequila shunrise time!
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