aint never been to boston
but i been to kansas city

aint never been no *******
but i am quite as pretty

aint never been a millionare
but im smart as ole jack benny

oh oh
dont ya know
im gonna be
yeah!
the president some day


aint never wrote no novel
but i lived high in the mountains

aint never been a biker
but i cudda aint no doubtin

aint  loved a million movie stars
just a thousand but whose countin


oh oh
dont ya know
im gonna be
yeah!
the president some day


aint read no constitution
aint sold myself for money

aint been no comedian
im just naturally funny

aint the holy saviour
unless you really want me

oh oh
dont ya know
im gonna be
yeah!
the president some day