I'm no misogynist,
I'm the furthest thing from it
& I do love her style,
the fairer ***.
But she knew
she'd ticked me off again,
told me to give her
the best that I've got,
a real mouthful,
I didn't mind.

So, I did,
just as she'd said.
I released a steady-stream
of heady-expletives,
read her the riot act,
went on the attack,
held nothing back,
I emptied my barrel.

I mean, I went up
one side of her,
straight down the other,
smothered her with diatribe,
and when I got done,
had had my verbal-run,
she looked up at me
with those beautiful
sultry calm-eyes,
apologized & smiled,
then proceeded to get
another mouthful
of what we craved the most.

God, I'm weak,
but she's so kind,
such a pretty little devil!
Like I said up top,
I love her so much,
her constant style
of ticking me off!