Merry Christmas to all who know
What it's like for Santa not to show
He dropped in on the neighbors
Brought the greedy rich kids favors
I'd like to tell that elf where to go

Merry Christmas to all who live
With a family two ***** they can't give
And to those who have no one
It's really tough for festive family fun
Instead of cheer you get a shiv

Merry  Christmas to all who sin
Because you don't pay a religion
Gifts are still nice to give and receive
Even if in Christ you don't believe
The cash register is where it all begins

Merry Christmas to all who ****
About you, I don't give a .....
You can choke on your gifts and die
You cheat, still, spit, and lie
Anything for a lousy, greedy buck

Merry Christmas to all who hear
This and scorn my humbug jeer
You know you'd may feel this way too
If friends and Santa forgot about you
Would you join me in a cup of cheer?

Please.....