He was my gangbuster thugmuffin treasure
My smooth as silk *** man
My chrome-crowned dream guy
My first-class mancrush
With a passport to my core

My radiant fantasy bandit
Dripping with dreamy, gleaming supremeness
A whole **** stadium
Of top-grade blazing captivatingness
He was so freaking sexalicious
In every explosive way

Every move he made
Set every cell of my being ablaze
My lava-hot love drug
My daddy-stacked dreamboat
My massive-sauced masterpiece

My heart did a million shimmering backflips
In his wreck-ready presence
He was so mad smooth with his glossed-up charm
Oozing deep, juicy confidence
I was hot, buttery, and queerer than ever
So bound to brickhouse of breathtaking beauty
So lost in his red-hot, next-level architecture