A HAUNTING VOICE FROM THE SEA woke Oprah as she napped on her yacht. The voice was God's. "Oprah, step into the light!" God commanded to which Oprah replied, "*******!" before she farted and died. by HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE - Hello Poetry

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A HAUNTING VOICE FROM THE SEA woke Oprah as she napped on her yacht. The voice was God's. "Oprah, step into the light!" God commanded to which Oprah replied, "*******!" before she farted and died.

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