Jack was a crippled alcoholic whose mother was in the Mafia.
One day there was a crippling explosion at the artificial-
leg factory. Several able-bodied men lost their legs.
Fortunately for them they had fake legs at home, so
it didn't matter. Jack's mother ordered her Mafia
pals to help. Many people were executed,
execution-style. It was a bad
day to be a homosexual.