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Apr 29
Always have emergency supplies on-hand when hurricanes
attack! Buy pounds and pounds of flashlight batteries and
slip in a few battery-shaped hand grenades for fun.
"Honey, here's a flashlight battery that's really
a hand grenade," a wife might
say to her boyfriend.
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