Let Fred digest your food for you to save wear and tear on your stomach and colon. Just sit there and watch Fred do his stuff. He'll eat all of your food so you won't have to. Coming soon: Fred's *** Surrogate Service, where Fred says: "I'll have *** with your beauty queen girlfriend, so you won't have to!" Are you tired of ******* college cheer-leaders morning, noon and night? Let Fred do it for you! It's clean and simple and very satisfying for Fred and his brother Ted who also likes to join in usually from the back.