Mar 10
(the man who lived in a canyon)
"Pass the canyon bread or I'll rip your face off!" Canyon Man exclaimed at Denny's to his waitress who was just trying to make enough money in tips to get bigger ******* to make herself more **** than she already was and for fun. "Here you are Canyon Man. Please don't **** me," she begged. "I'll **** you later," he mumbled between chews like he was Joe Biden with a bladder infection or something. Later, several cops came in and Canyon Man killed them and stole their cop car and drove it to another state (where waitresses weren't getting **** jobs) and hid it in the woods and nobody found it for 10 years.
"Pass the canyon bread or I'll rip your face off!" Canyon Man exclaimed at Denny's to his waitress who was just trying to make enough money in tips to get bigger ******* to make herself more **** than she already was and for fun. "Here you are Canyon Man. Please don't **** me," she begged. "I'll **** you later," he mumbled between chews like he was Joe Biden with a bladder infection or something. Later, several cops came in and Canyon Man killed them and stole their cop car and drove it to another state (where waitresses weren't getting **** jobs) and hid it in the woods and nobody found it for 10 years.
