The letter was a warm invitation and a perfect getaway I needed to lay low after are brief rise to cult status i had partaken of the rewards of semi obscurity and had a few angry fathers searching for me.
The big apple it called to me like a stripper apon a pole demanding thats all you got is ones you cheap *******? My true sidkick like robin to batman just less gay and good looking.
Met me at the station Amigo how the hell are you now were's the bar? Drinks on you right? Cause when your a semi celeb slash rockstar of hello why the **** should i pay. Why should women be the only ones to walk into a bar with three dollars in there purse and get rip roaring drunk. Besides if i was a chick id be a **** *****.
The stage was set the bar was filled with strange sounding people all asking my well know brother in madness who tha ***** this *******. ****** good man im not just any ******* im Gonzo.
Beer on another mans tab always tasted better just remember ****** im not putting out well unless you ask me niceley or pay me like that rich old lady used to who also was missing her leg.
yes what memeories id slip her a mickey rearrange her clothes and after she woke up tell her what a wild night we had yes i know true romance.
BUT ENOUGH WITH THE FOREPLAY CHILDREN!
We began are quest like any other seeing how much ***** we could hold till normal people began to make sense. I work everyday busting my freakin *** still it aint enough Gonz. The angry little italian man who's wallet i had borrowed said beside me. Hey a girls gotta eat. Dear lord man you mean you actully have to go back everyday hey is this a gold card your worse than my wife freakin ***. Sir you are a charmer what angry little people lived here.
Bill lets hit the ******* im in need of culture and some naked women amigo come on im drinks are on Vinny who gives a ****.
After bill dipped into his life savings to pay the tab we hopped a cab headed for Manhattan to the place of great myths and wonder it called to great men from arond the world to bask in its beauty.
No not the statue of the giggantic woman with a torch although i wondred as i stood below her ****** why cant she be wearing a mini skirt. You gotta love a big girl she was such a tease.
No as i stood tears meeting my bloodshot eyes befor the mecca the big apple and the home of legends and playground to the *****.
Hey get the **** outta the street *******. It"s Gonzo man ****** how many times do i need to repeat myself. Scores a ******* to the rich a fools paradise **** Disneyland. Ive been on spacemountian most my life anyways.
As through the doors we were met by a scene of true art much like the Mona Lisa if she were a stripper named candice cane in red high heels hanging from a stripper pole.
the drinks flowed the lap dances were well you get the point. I realized my two drink minimum freind was a little how should i say it poetically. ******* wasted.
As he tried to give a stripper named honey a lap dance never mind him ladies he's my ******* brother. In a plan of true drunken genius i explained he was sick and his last wish was for his older brother to hookup with some hot strippers to have ahh some after hours activities Who's ***** bingo. how i love bango I mean bingo.
Tears welled up in there eyes thank god they didnt question why my little brother was 58. Hey there strippers and if they were all going to college then this would be a ******* library not a high dollar titie bar.
Librarians with there hair up short tight skirts and glasses i swear you get busted for having a little alone time on a public computer in that over rated book store for a second time and everyone flips ****. Society is so judgemental but that's another story and court case away.
The plastic fake boobie women had fallin for it. So like drunken ninjas in a fog of dellusion and wild turkey we made are last exit to brooklyn.
Hey Gonz why do these chicks keep asking how much longer do i have. Smacking my friend swiftly in the head had drawn the attention of the strippers away from counting there tips and comparing there fake breast.
He's got brain dammage sometimes you have to hit em in the head to get him unstuck ****** just look at the poor ******* he thinks he's not sick oh dam life i need a cuddle girls. Bill hold the camera.
We hit my friend's apartment like tourist slipping across the boarder grabing and consuming great amounts of ***** and some sort of white powder must have been for allergies.
Like squirrels on acid running down the interstate we were half nuts by the time that big orange ball thats causes me to wear sunglases did appear.
The ladies who names i cant recall but honestly who gives a ****. were passed out in bed Bill in the fish tank calling himself captian nimmo at this point led me to belive just maybe he had a little to much but theres many pitfalls on the road to Gonzo pacman.
Few men had the liver or insanity of your's truely. so after i talked my tripping amigo off the frige. Reassuring him its okay amigo thats what women look like naked.
I assure you just cause they broke theres off doesnt mean they'll do the same to yours. ****** son why have a computer if not to look at **** and read long rants by insane people who call themself Gonzo?
After are long disscussion about good touch bad touch and happy endings we were off again.
Silence And Respect
Standing there there was a shared moment. And a pain any soul could feel. It wasnt about race or religion it was about people we all lost that day. John Patrick Robbins stood beside a brother without a word said as it spoke a million feeling's to the soul.
No one ever truley leaves there.
At the bus station a few cocktails behind us me and the kiddster parted slightly hung over and strung out smelling of reckless abandon and strippers and wild turkey.
Apon the bus sitting by the window and some large man. Who reaked of sardines and resembled a cerial ******. yes ladies he's single and will probaly **** ya. Wonder why he has a hard time getting dates?
As Bill waved goobye to his demented brother from his own planet. I waved back saying hey amigo is this your debit card hell no worries i'll keep good care of it and reward myself.
As the bus left the station my semi ******* friend chasing behind yelling Gonzo i'll get you for this you freakin *******. Kidster that hurt i yelled but not as much as it's gonna hurt you bank account cheers.
That guy in black is ****** you better watch out he's probaly connected. No worries my funny smelling oversized friend so am i replied. I have the internet as well.
Bound for parts unknown Gonzo made many stops and if not for legal reason's id share most of them. Yes as i sat apon the beach after taking a little side trip to Florida. Drink in hand lost in deep thought's for which i cant remember.
Reflecting apon my time in the big apple. And my friend the Kiddster A toast to my friend. Hope you like the post card and the three week vacation i treated myself to.
Sorry about the whole life savings thing but who needs to retire in there 80's work will keep you young girlfriend.
Cheers your slightly insane friend Gonzo.
As in most my writes this is based on a slightly sober true story except for the stealing his credit cards cause that would be a admission of guilt and stealing is wrong of course i mean.
Stay crazy Forever Gonzo
And oh yes my friends Billy the Kiddster is also on hello and if you liked the thirty year old ****** then check out the well really ******* older one. And Bill no need to thank me you know i always got your back and your pin number. Fin amigo