after Michael Jackson died because he couldn't cope well after that. 1
day, as he was throwing money out a window because his toilet
was clogged, a strange ray of light lit up his girlfriend's corpse.
"I am the ghost of Michael Jackson," a disembodied voice
said in a creepy way that made him dash into the street
where he got run down by a Mack truck that
was going 85-miles-per-hour.