You have a long trip ahead of you, better eat a rabbit. Looks like a tornado. Here, eat this rattle snake. Oh no! I'm pregnant with a child who isn't mine! That's okay because Santa Claus is gay anyway. by HELLO POETRY ADVOCATES SUICIDE - Hello Poetry

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Aug 2024

You have a long trip ahead of you, better eat a rabbit. Looks like a tornado. Here, eat this rattle snake. Oh no! I'm pregnant with a child who isn't mine! That's okay because Santa Claus is gay anyway.

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