He is hotter than a gunmetal grey pistol
A delectable handsome devil
A major macho hottie
Tall, marvelous, and hot off the press
Rock-hard rhythmic rarity

So radder than rad
So immaculate and passionate
My jazzy jacked majesty
His ebullient succulent masculinity
Sink into the depths of my skin

Makes me go crazy
For his **** tasty captivatingness
His seductive smile, style, and stance
His attractive, sought-after character
I cherish every glossy part
Of his super solid body

He is so sweet, breezy, and pleasing to the eye
So kissable and tasteful
So beardiful and treasurable
His enticing eyes electrify my frame of mind
He set my every nerve afire

Makes me hanker to peruse the smoothness
Of his strongly sculpted structure
Amplify my hunger, make the heat rise within me
Lose myself in his indescribably
Awe-striking and shining entireness