I wanna be your flaming fairy queen
Your dazzlingly impassioned
And most matchless spectacularness
Eminent and graceful feminineness
Invaluable, adorable hotness
Sole, bright delight
Greatest glorious sweetness

I wanna be locked in your all-powerful ardent arms
Lay on your resplendently dreamy chest
Such vivid, thrilling thoughts
That invade my mind’s frame
The more I take great delight
In your sumptuous supple seductiveness

Let me embrace your lush, dynamic nature
Your utter stupendous dreaminess
Queerly romantic enchantment
Ponderously hypnotic and rock-solid sturdy man
I yield to your unequivocal ideal slickness
I wish for you to consume me
Like smoky, slow-cooked baby back ribs
Like the finest finger-lickin’ barbecue chicken

You are so direct, fearless, and energetic
Inexpressibly amorous and dangerous
The hottest suavest sauce king
That makes my liveliness swing
That makes me have a fondness
For your legendary and impossible astonishingness