He said: "Of all the chat sites in all the internet, she walked into the one I happen to use." He was drunk when they first spoke. But she was too enthralled by the fact that he thought she had good taste in music to notice. It had taken her years to train her ears to appreciate the sound of a bass solo and learn to distinguish the no name bands worth knowing, from those that were not.
She had an appreciation for clavicles and wrote too many poems about what love was, wasn't, and should be. She liked to pretend that she hated cliches, yet her favorite movie was chalk full of them.
She said: "I dig you." She dug so many things about him. He had so much worth digging. His love of the ocean and all things aquatic. His green-gray eyes. His general lack of amusement with things of the romantic sort.
He was too sincere to ever use lols and fancied himself most competitive cooking shows. And though he'd never driven a car, he had been para-sailing.
She said: "You're my person." He said" "Make the world your person." So they continued on in their mutual amusement, exchanging selfies, sweaters and songs. They spoke a unique language consisting of puns snark lyrics and innuendo.