One day my young niece was showing me some photos of herself and her friends on her phone She had loads and loads of these photos I was thinking to myself I don't think anyone's taken a photo of me in forty years, Then I thought what'd happen if I got famous and someone wanted to write my biography (would be a short book) And they'd say Give us some of your old photos to stick in the Book And of course, I'd have a problem, I'd have no photos to give them, Then I remembered there was this Novelty Joke shop in town They had a great collection of all these different kinds of wigs I thought maybe I could buy a few wigs then stage a few photos Pretend they were from earlier days, Yea, I could get an Elvis wig with the sideburns, I could say that was my Rockabilly stage Then I could get a big Long Hair wig and say That was my Hard Rock phase, I could get a Mohican wig and say Well that was what I looked like when I was a Punk Rocker And Hey! Maybe I could get one of those lovely big blonde Dolly Parton type wigs I could say "Well that Summer I was listening to a lot of Country music".
A bit of fun for St Patrick's Day. Have a Great One. Cheers!