Creepy-crawly things that freak men out

Caterpillars
centipedes
travel at the most sensible speeds
they're in a class of their own
men can deal with them
they don't make grown men groan,
but
the other crawlies dance here and there
all thinking that they're Fred Astaire

they get on my ****
oh wait,
the moderator says
no ****
this is a public forum.