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Jul 5
Pass the Hellmann's Mayonnaise or I'll ******* **** you! Okay! You
don't have to be all ******* loony about it! Sorry, it's just that I love
Hellmann's Mayonnaise so much. My uncle died guarding 38 cases
of it. 38 cases of what? Hellmann's Mayonnaise. You're very weird.
Sùƶy ℬerlínṡḱẙ of Trung Kỳ
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Sùƶy ℬerlínṡḱẙ of Trung Kỳ  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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