I wrote you a book You threw it under your bed You skipped over the pictures And skimmed what it said You don’t read But you’re not illiterate If I sang you a song With harmonious lyrics All of the little bits Would bang your ear drum And an apt, vain outcome You’re the moon You’re not the brightest And you haven’t even the slightest Idea of what I’m trying to tell you, but When you stop pretending That this unending Never-ending cycle Of trying to make you feel What I want you to feel Has been really imaginary Then I’ll be the most Successful writer But once again I wish you would read my book