Guess what?
I woke up and not hungover
probably because
I stayed home last night
and didn't spend it hanging over the bar with the other flies.

I might stay home again tonight,

ah
the superiority of sobriety has got to me,
next thing you know
I'll be down the temperance hall
which
as far as I know,
is next door to ****** all

drinking tapioca tea or something similar.