Elves, fairies, dancing queens, Flirting among the rubble. Tossing their heads to and fro Launching into a spiral of trouble. They of course, laugh in jest Drunk all of them, seeing double. Rosy beer in one hand, sherry in another Creating a hilarious spiral of trouble. They brewed it themselves, the elves Bringing the fermenting apples to a bubble. Tossing in rose petals, well that did the trick Causing a spiral of trouble.