jingle bells jingle bells santa lost away
he had been out drinking on the drink all day
couldnt see his way cause it eyes were blurred
wobbly on his feet and his speech was slurred

santa got arrested locked up for the night
he was drunk and driving serverd poor santa right
in the morning he was sober  police gave him back his sliegh
he was just hungover and continued on his way
hoping he would make it with presents christmas day