he tried to tempt christ, only to find him inviting him for some drinks

he said "if you are the son of god, turn these stones into bread"

and he did, and they shared some loaves

he invited him to a rave, and they met eloa

she was innocent, and they both were not

in the end of the night, the roles reversed

and they had to miracle their ***** out of that club

several months later, he visited him while he was with an affair with insanity

and they shared some drinks, and some jokes, and some vaseline

a year later, he visited him while he was fighting pneumonia

he said, "i will weep for you when you go"

and christ said, "of course you will. you love me. me and my flesh"

and they shared the iv fluid with a side of bourbon

and christ died, and he was happy

and evil wept, for he was better than most