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Jul 15
I knew two Jews who were reading the news
I knew two Jews who sat on two pews
I knew two Jews who were tying their shoes
I knew two Jews that we’re rocking the blues
I knew two Jews that solved all the clues
I knew two Jews who made two brews
I knew two Jews who stole two chews
I knew two Jews who expressed their views
I knew two jews who were stood in two queues
I knew two Jews who liked the *****
I knew two Jews and one had a bruise
I knew two Jews who had paid their dews
I knew two Jews who went on a cruise
I knew two Jews who were so confused by this ridiculous poem
About 2 Jews.

I knew two Jews who had a sense of humour
One of those Jews died of a brain tumour
I knew two Jews who were good business men
One of those Jews just started again
I knew one Jew who needed a pooh
That very same jew got stuck in the loo
I knew one Jew who got lost in the fog
I knew one Jew a rabi in the synagogue
I knew one jew who thought he saw his **** on a cig
I knew one jew who could dance a jig
I knew one jew who shouted ****** dooby doo
I knew one jew who used a snooker cue
I knew one jew who went aye aye aye
I knew one jew who was scared to fly
I knew one who was sat on a bus
A woman came up and made a fuss
I knew one jew who had a fat ****
He farted real loud it was an absolute farce
I knew one jew who didn’t have a clue by this ridiculous poem about one jew
Kelly Savalas
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Kelly Savalas  52/M/Manchester
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