Tommy's usal worry had already been set into overdrive due to a car that ran on some sort of strange voodoo that seemed to hold it togather and keep it from exploding well at least hopefully while we were in it. Tommy was a ***** but he was a ***** with a car.
Susan silent in the passger seat sat there as always driving my over active horney teenage imagination insane as I struggled to think of anything but the curves of her body and how she would look without that low cut top nothing more awkward than a ***** in the backseat with your best friend beside you.
Who like a demented child would know doubt see your awkwardness and being the true friend he was say hey look this **** looks like he's ready to go camping he's already pitching a tent.
Rick was proof the missing link did exist. And unlike some people who were unfairly given nicknames lived up to his with every breath he took Rick the ***** what a **** of human to bad he was my so called best friend.
But rick the ****** attention was not cast apon my moment of utter utter awkwardness and soon to be blue flustration. No he was to fasinated by are resting friend Tabitha who's dont **** with me or i'll knock your **** in the dirt mentallity was wasted on rick who if he should ever come across sleeping beauthy would probaly think hey why not **** her.
Dude watch this ****** gonna be awsome. rick had seemed to gain some sort of ninja skill as his stealth like hands he must have gained from trying to **** his sister. Like some ****** up car wreck or to big girls fighting over the last cookie my eyes were transfixed apon this sure to be disaster.
As this wasnt the best fuel for my situation Ricks hand slowley slid his hand up her top for ***** sake stop ****** I tried to say but my mind was on auto pillot and the crew was ready to party so to speak.
Rick's devilish glee was that of a child on christmas who had probaly stole some other childs bike. well that is till the sleeping dragon awoke. Tabitha like some sleeping wolverine sprang into action placing a wicked hit to the ***** that made a sickening thud.
Once was best cause people like Rick could always get a mail order bride and he really shouldnt reproduce.
Tabitha much like mike tyson in his prime had a lotta power and little care on who she used it on. As soon a slap met my already semi embaressed face.
What the **** tab? Thats for going along with it ******. Befor I could utter a another word another smack greeted me now shut up *****. So as any strong man would do comfronted by a a she banshee awoken from her coma I shut the **** up.
But Tommy in his usal stages of male *** hadnt got the memo. knock it the ******* back there. I have to admit it was fun seeing tabithas fist colide into the back Tommys head.
As Susan just remained silent probaly fearing for her life. As of to the Concert slash festival we went. five friends and some human punching bags. cramed togther in a vehicle slash death machine. For one last party Me Rick, Tabitha,My mental *** partner Susan And Tommy the ***** with the car. Something told me this was gonna leave a mark.
This is part of a longer story im working on cause befor i was Gonzo i was a awkward sorta weird wanna be writter and *** starved dare I say semi normal okay far from normal guy named John.
hope this doesnt bore you to tears cause its all down hill from here amigos cheers.