Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman
   scorned
What one man sees as “enchantment”
In a woman’s eyes that soon sours into
   “harassment”
Worse if the dude is a Dude, you’ll soon
   be sued
That’s a double-whammy from women
   unglued
When a wishful dream becomes a joke
   & turns into a hoax
You’ll pay the price Palomino
And if a Gay dude shuns a damsel in her
   “distress”
That Gay gent gets the triple-whammy
‘Cause girls grow-up in the misplaced
   baloney
That all men want & need female harmony
Simply because they’re always *****
That becomes a hard dill for some women
   to swallow
When reality sets in & the promise
   of marriage dims to hollow
So Palomino you better look but not
   touch
Or you’ll soon be in dutch
You’ll discover the price was too high
   to pay
And finding yourself wishing you were
   Gay
— Ray Laccetti